Membership…

One of my many many book ideas: joining as many organizations as I could in one year, and writing about each one. Well, someone’s got to accept me someday, right? If this sound remotely interesting, maybe you should contact me and we could, you know, start our OWN organization and set out together? I have a very long list of organizations to join…

Anyhow, I tried to pull a prank on my long-suffering brother-in-law, who lives in Dedham MA. But I guess I messed up and now I’m a proud member of The Society in Dedham for Apprehending Horse Thieves (dedhamhorsethieves.org). They have some pretty sweet certificates, if you go in for that kind of thing. If only there was an organization for The Society in Dedham to Steal Horses…. and I think I just bought another domain name.